This girl is more easily done than said...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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