I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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