If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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