He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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