we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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