Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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