I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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