I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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