She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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