You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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