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(309): View more from Illinois

is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?

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(347): View more from New York

apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.

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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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(970): View more from Colorado

You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?

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(845): View more from New York

I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(813): View more from Florida

If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me

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(330): View more from Ohio

AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???

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