i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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