I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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