Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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