i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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