Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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