Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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