It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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