I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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