Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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