Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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