my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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