matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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