I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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