some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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