I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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