so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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