we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you guys were way drunker than both of me
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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