im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Your cock deserves a montage
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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