Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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