she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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