Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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