Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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