Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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