therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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