I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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