I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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