Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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