the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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