yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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