**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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