nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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