remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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