"it" just moved
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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