I wish I could punch you in the face.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
two words: eviction party
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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