So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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