did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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