We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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