She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
