I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have post one night stand depression
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