sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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