Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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