after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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