I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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