When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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